It’s 12.40am. I am in full clothes and make up. I have eaten no dinner. I have an essay to write which I haven’t started, due in in 8 hours. I have tumbled.
the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper
The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth
i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this
I had a moral opposition to eating before dawn on the grounds that I was not a nineteenth-century Russian peasant fortifying myself for a day in the fields.
i’ve watched this 4 million times
Literally watched this about 20 times and laughed everytime